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[dosomethingslacker]

[The video starts and there isn't anything all that unusual about it. Just the view of the natural countryside, definitely not anyone's house or the fond goodbyes of a mother. Instead, it's.... some asshole ruining the scenery of Johto.]

Okay, as nice as this is? I'm gonna call bullshit. Like, on the whole thing. This whole situation here.

Gonna need a couple things, one, someone to explain what the a actual fuck is actually going on. Two, where is my armor and my sword because I kind of need those back. [Nevermind it wasn't necessarily his armor in the purest sense of the word. But the mic picks up a low metallic mrrrrp? sound and Tucker wheels the camera around to show a disoriented view of himself, and a Honedge close by] And three, what the hell is that. I don't need it following me and it keeps backing away when I try to touch it to shoo it away.

God, look just. Church? Or Wash or Caboose, if you're out there, fuckin' answer me. Or Carolina and Kimball. Anybody, if Blood Gulch or Chorus mean anything, speak up. If you don't and I find out later you're here, I'll kick your asses.

[It almost looks like he's going to stop recording, but then thinks better of it.]

Hey also if someone knows the name or number of that chick in Woof City [New Bark Town], hook me up.

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[hashtagafreakingghost]

[Ashley like skimming over newcomers. Like she's doing something important. So it seems like a lot of people are covering things with this guy, maybe he's found people he knows (did she spy York and North's IDs in there...?) and has questions answered, but there's one statement she just has to ask about and it is:]

Are...you really asking for the number of the woman who says she's everyone's mom?

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[dosomethingslacker]

Uh yeah?

So...

What you're saying is she's easy. That's cool, I'm down with that.

[Sorry Ashley, not everyone from the UNSC is a freelancer.]

[hashtagafreakingghost]

[A few stammers and sputters, because how the fuck do you even.]

Nnooo? I don't think that's what she meant when she said that, that's gross!

[dosomethingslacker]

Whatever, her loss.

[He knows what he's about okay.]

So what's your story?

[hashtagafreakingghost]

[Self-awareness: apparently this guy's thing.]

Who says I have a story? [wow smooth] And if I do, I'm not just gonna blurt it out.

[dosomethingslacker]

Everyone's got a story. Trust me.

How else do you pass the time if you don't talk about yourself?

[Tucker not everyone wants to talk about themselves gOSH.]

[hashtagafreakingghost]

Talk about things you like, or things the other person doesn't know, or- yourself, sometimes, but not with a total stranger.

[dosomethingslacker]

Okay you literally just described what I was doing, your story. It's the same thing.

[hashtagafreakingghost]

It's not- well, fine, but like I said, not with someone you literally just met.

[Ignore the fact that when she showed up here she did just that but it was a- look, she had a long night.]