Captain Lavenrius Tucker

[The video starts and there isn't anything all that unusual about it. Just the view of the natural countryside, definitely not anyone's house or the fond goodbyes of a mother. Instead, it's.... some asshole ruining the scenery of Johto.]

Okay, as nice as this is? I'm gonna call bullshit. Like, on the whole thing. This whole situation here.

Gonna need a couple things, one, someone to explain what the a actual fuck is actually going on. Two, where is my armor and my sword because I kind of need those back. [Nevermind it wasn't necessarily his armor in the purest sense of the word. But the mic picks up a low metallic mrrrrp? sound and Tucker wheels the camera around to show a disoriented view of himself, and a Honedge close by] And three, what the hell is that. I don't need it following me and it keeps backing away when I try to touch it to shoo it away.

God, look just. Church? Or Wash or Caboose, if you're out there, fuckin' answer me. Or Carolina and Kimball. Anybody, if Blood Gulch or Chorus mean anything, speak up. If you don't and I find out later you're here, I'll kick your asses.

[It almost looks like he's going to stop recording, but then thinks better of it.]

Hey also if someone knows the name or number of that chick in Woof City [New Bark Town], hook me up.

HEY COME HOLLA AT ME ABOUT THIS NIMROD

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[OOC ]

Backtagging: Yes I work 5-6 days a week and take care of my mother, backtagging is my best friend
Threadjacking: As long as the thread isn't obviously serious business or private/locked GO FOR IT I LOVE THREADJACKING SO MUCH
Fourth-Walling: Please don't
Preferred method of contact: plurk / email

[ IC ]

Hugging: he's a soldier so uninitiated contact may be weird but if you can somehow get your arms around his armor to hug, you're good. He's a lover not a fighter after all.
Kissing: don't reward his dumbass behavior with a kiss
Smut: ESPECIALLY DON'T GIVE HIM THE SATISFACTION OF SEX
Fighting: Absolutely but reminder: he's a soldier and a damn good one with HTH combat, firearms, and an energy sword at his disposal. While he's no Wash or Felix, he's still pretty damn good.
Injuries: yes but work shit out with me ahead of time please
Killing: Maybe with a lot of work and build up I could think about it but at the moment nah.

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Flirting: Tucker is a huge flirt towards women. A gigantic one and he's bad at it with a lot of shitty sexual innuendos that often cross a line. If you, as a player, ever feel uncomfortable with this and would like Tucker to not flirt with yours, just let me know. **Guidelines:** He only flirts with women over the legal drinking limit, he has some standards.
Language: Hey so RvB has a lot of even worse language bordering on (and often crossing into) offensive for mental illnesses, physical disabilities, and other social problems. If this ever makes you uncomfortable, feel free to let me know and I'll tone it down where required.

It's extremely important to me that people I'm playing with are comfortable and having fun. If there is ever a problem, please let me know so I can do my best to repair it.

<b>Character:</b> who is this affecting <b>Flirting:</b> yea or nay? you up for this loser trying and utterly failing at landing a horrific pick up line? <b>Language:</b> If you're okay with any language used (slurs I absolutely will not use, but other language let me know), would you rather I tone some of it down, or just not use any of it at all? <b>Interaction:</b> RvB just isn't some people's cup of tea so let me know if you'd rather Tucker just not interact with yours at all and I'll accommodate that!