oo1 video

[The video starts and there isn't anything all that unusual about it. Just the view of the natural countryside, definitely not anyone's house or the fond goodbyes of a mother. Instead, it's.... some asshole ruining the scenery of Johto.]

Okay, as nice as this is? I'm gonna call bullshit. Like, on the whole thing. This whole situation here.

Gonna need a couple things, one, someone to explain what the a actual fuck is actually going on. Two, where is my armor and my sword because I kind of need those back. [Nevermind it wasn't necessarily his armor in the purest sense of the word. But the mic picks up a low metallic mrrrrp? sound and Tucker wheels the camera around to show a disoriented view of himself, and a Honedge close by] And three, what the hell is that. I don't need it following me and it keeps backing away when I try to touch it to shoo it away.

God, look just. Church? Or Wash or Caboose, if you're out there, fuckin' answer me. Or Carolina and Kimball. Anybody, if Blood Gulch or Chorus mean anything, speak up. If you don't and I find out later you're here, I'll kick your asses.

[It almost looks like he's going to stop recording, but then thinks better of it.]

Hey also if someone knows the name or number of that chick in Woof City [New Bark Town], hook me up.